delladilly:

ok quick real quick i want you to pretend to be a dragon

no bear with me DRAGON like you are huge you are massive!!!!!!! and fire rumbles in your belly hot and steady, and your scales are warm in the sunlight, and your tail whips behind you, FEEL YOUR TAIL MY FRIEND, feel yourself lazily stretch out your wings and cast entire towns into shadow as you look down at humans and their absurd tiny fragile houses and walls and you laugh and your laughter is fire, and there is nothing that matters but you and the wind and the sun

now tell me again you can’t fucking imagine well enough to write a gay protagonist

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

holy

friggin

shit

i still think HORSES are big but

would you

just

cOULD YOU IMAGINE

FUCK

Oh my god little blue man stop waving and RUN!

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven