May 2013
“When the season starts, Erica and Boyd have been missing for months, but Derek,...”
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May 26th
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halfdeadands0alive: froggyflan: I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like Have you ever seen Peter Pan She tries to MURDER WENDY MURDER also she’s a jealous monster why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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It’s a good thing Flynn Rider is good at haircuts.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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May 19th
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merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
May 19th
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And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid...
God: Gabe, stop, I'm working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
May 19th
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May 19th
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If Tumblr is running out of money, can’t we just do a Kickstarter or something instead of letting it get bought out by Yahoo? I think we’d all give $10 toward that.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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unjolras: my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
May 18th
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jealous of jetpacks: THE GIRLY GATSBY →
bethrevis: The next time someone asks me why @MaureenJohnson did the #coverflip thing, I’m going to cram a copy of THE GREAT GATSBY down their nose and remind them that if Gatsby and Daisy had been gender-flipped and Gatsby had been a girl doing anything it took to get such a shallow guy, she would have… Wow, that is a REALLY good point. Aren’t we supposed to take away that Gatsby...
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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the snack that smiles back children what is wrong with this website
May 13th
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zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.  this is the best joke ever
May 10th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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ravendorwriter: chibichan88: I’m not the only one who pictures scenes from my novel as movie clips, and gets so excited when I find the perfect song that would play during that scene, and has a whole soundtrack for the future movie based on my book planned out… … right? No.  No, you are not. I have a soundtrack for each book, most characters and also usually know what would play during...
May 7th
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